Here's a new business idea I just thought of;
Rent a live friend!!
Tired of only having an online friend, or a friend you only text with? Well here is your chance to have a LIVE friend who you can go for coffee with, or sit in a park and actually talk and exchange ideas with! Yes that is correct an actual face to face in person interaction with a live human being! All this can be yours for the low, low price of $35 per hour. Coffee and food extra. We provide old school bikers, veterans, animal rescue individuals, conservatives, and more! Impress your online and texting friends with pictures of you actually doing something with a live human being!! Be the first in your circle to dare deal with a human face to face!! Contact me for details.